READ: A Guide To Stoned Snorkelling In Sydney
Let’s start by stating we do not condone the use of smoking and swimming, nor do we condone the use of illegal substances. Now with that in mind, here’s how to snorkel and enjoy some sweet Mary Jane at some of Sydney’s tastiest spots.
The mood is everything, so make sure you set yourself up for success. Gather all necessary supplies and accessories for your snorkel sesh. We recommend including the following:
The blessed herb (key to this expedition)
A Bullet Tamper Necklace - jewellery to keep your joint safe. Literally.
24K gold rolling papers - aka baller
Organic matches - we’re conscious of the environment, ok!
Snorkel gear - these full face masks have us going WTF
Chips - Doritos why you taste so good
Can of coke - or kombucha for all you healthy stoners
White bread - don’t knock a white bread and dorito sandwich till you try it
Family pack of Nutella - do we even need to explain this one?
Spoon - to eat the nutella with, duh
Swimmers - optional
A friend - supervision might be necessary
Portable speakers - for all the tunes